WTF: Stripchat Sends Kanye West an Indecent Proposal

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While we at Urban Magazine definitely do not support any of Kanye West’s erratic and perpetually idiotic statements, tweets, or his presidential dreams, we think it’s beyond mean for Stripchat to make reference to his wife Kim Kardashian riding to fame on Ray J’s dick in an open letter. It’s mad disrespectful.

But since we don’t fuck with him like that, we’ll let you decide.

Dear Mr. Kanye West,

I wanted to reach out in the midst of your Presidential run and extend you an offer. Given your marriage to Kim Kardashian and knowing she catapulted to stardom after her sex tape with Ray J leaked, I think it would only make sense for you to work with an adult entertainment company to promote your candidacy as President of the United States.

The offer I’d like to extend to you would be for Stripchat to feature $5,000,000 worth of digital advertisements on our site for your campaign leading up to the election in November. The synergies between us are evident – Kim’s past, your penchant for porn, etc. We think this would be a unique way for you to appeal to millions of people in a non-traditional way.

By way of background, Stripchat is a leading adult entertainment webcam company. We have a vibrant community of users who watch live cam shows featuring both amateur and professional models 24/7, 365. In addition to watching cam models, users can also interact with them via voice, video chat and by using interactive toys. We appeal to a wide-ranging audience spanning the entire country and average over 60,000,000 visitors each month.

We are really excited at the possibility of working together to bring #2020 Vision to life and our models will be delighted to wear your “Kanye 2020 Vision” merch line to promote your election campaign better!

Take some time to consider our offer. We’d love to start featuring advertisements on our site as early as this week.


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