After being publicly embarrassed on social media and thrown under the bus by the Biggest Boss himself, Rick Ross’s knees are clearing the air after the diving fiasco.
So Knees, you asked for this interview. Where should we begin?
Listen, we have literally been carrying that guy since he first walked. Truthfully, he’s been weighing us down all his life. What happened the other day was crazy as hell. We just want the people to know that it wasn’t our fault.
Let’s talk about it. Things looked great the moment he bounced the first time on the diving board and then it went sideways.
Well, we didn’t know what possessed him to do that shit. we were with him through the first bounce because we thought he would bounce once and then dive. But no, not him. Like what the fuck… He wanted to show his ass in front of all the women. When he went for the second bounce, we couldn’t take the pressure. We folded like clean clothes.
I feel like you’re fat shaming right now, to be honest.
Fat shaming? Yo, that’s crazy. We were held that n*gga up for all these years and now we’re fat shaming? If anybody can talk about his weight, it’s us. That shit was nothing but abuse. That’s why we dumped his ass in the pool (laughing).
Yeah, he said he caught a flat. How did you feel about that?
Wow, he’s lucky we let him fall into the pool. We could have made him do a split. Imagine that. That would have been funny as fuck. We didn’t drown him. He should say thank you.
The video is all over social media. What are you doing to better prepare the next time?
We are going to start light with five squats per day and build up our endurance from there. Truthfully, we have to blame the thighs. If they did their job, we wouldn’t be here now. But if you consider the above-the-waist versus below-the-waist ratio, we can only empathize with the struggle. Until now, it’s been too much Wingstop. You’d think with a house this big, there would at least be one gym. Honestly, he probably can’t find it.
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